The Sarah Silverman Program
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Season 0
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3: “Doody Song” Sing-A-Long
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4: “Cookie Party” Sing-A-Long
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5: “Humanitarian Song” Sing-A-Long
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6: “AIDS Ballad” Sing-A-Long
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7: “AIDS Ballad: Reprise” Sing-A-Long
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8: “Poop Song” Sing-A-Long
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9: “Lesbian Song” Sing-A-Long
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10: “That's What I Wish” Sing-A-Long
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11: Comic-Con 2007
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12: Digital Shorts
"Steve and Brian's Basement Adventure" "Brian's New Office"
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13: Cookie Party
"Cookies Come Alive!" and "The Video Game"
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14: Season Two: Behind the Scenes - Nuggets
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1: Pitch Storyboards
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2: Musical Performances
Live from the Comedy Central Stage
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
15: Inappropriate Acts
A mash-up of the most offensive and outrageous moments from The Sarah Silverman Program.
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
16: TSSP @ LARGO: Q and A
The cast of the show answering questions from the audience at Largo.
Season 1
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Thursday, February 1st, 2007
1: Officer Jay
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
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Thursday, February 8th, 2007
2: Humanitarian of the Year
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007
3: Positively Negative
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
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Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
4: Not Without My Daughter
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
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Thursday, March 1st, 2007
5: Muffin' Man
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
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Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
6: Batteries
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
Season 2
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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
1: Bored of the Rings
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
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Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
2: Joan of Arf
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
3: Face Wars
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
4: Doodie
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
5: Ah, Men
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
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Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
6: Maid to Border
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
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Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
7: High, It's Sarah
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008
8: The Mongolian Beef
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
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Thursday, October 16th, 2008
9: Making New Friends
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
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Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
10: Patriot Tact
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
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Thursday, October 30th, 2008
11: Pee
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
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Thursday, November 6th, 2008
12: There's No Place Like Homeless
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
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Thursday, November 13th, 2008
13: Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
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Thursday, November 20th, 2008
14: I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
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Thursday, December 4th, 2008
15: Kangamangus
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
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Thursday, December 11th, 2008
16: Vow Wow
Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.
Season 3
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
1: The Proof Is in the Penis
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
2: The Silverman and the Pillows
After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.
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Thursday, February 18th, 2010
3: A Slip Slope
Sarah sues the film "Home Alone" for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
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Thursday, February 25th, 2010
4: Nightmayor
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
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Thursday, March 11th, 2010
5: Smellin' of Troy
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures her into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
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Friday, March 19th, 2010
6: A Fairly Attractive Mind
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
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Friday, March 26th, 2010
7: Songs in the Key of Yuck
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
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Friday, April 2nd, 2010
8: Just Breve
Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
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Friday, April 9th, 2010
9: A Good Van Is Hard to Find
Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.
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Friday, April 16th, 2010
10: Wowschwitz
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.