Episode Data

Sealab 2021

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Season 0

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  2: Nightshift

  A never-before mentioned crew of technicians on Sealab with their own episode.

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  3: Gert

  A very early full pilot episode (created prior to the pitch pilot) included on the Season 3 DVD set. A shark expert visits Sealab to help with a shark problem.

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  4: Ronnie

  An unfinished full episode included on the Season 2 DVD set. The Devil tries to get Captain Murphy to remember having made a deal with him in the past, back when Murphy was a musician who did not yet work at Sealab.

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  5: Quinnmas

  An unfinished full episode included on the Season 3 DVD set. In a parody of "A Christmas Carol," Quinn is visited by three ghosts who try to help him with his drinking problem.

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  6: Dearly Beloved

  A full episode serving as an alternate version of Season 3's "Dearly Beloved Seed" and included on the Season 3 DVD set. This version focuses on the events, including the bachelor and bachelorette parties, leading up to the wedding featured in the episode.

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  7: Rough Cut

• _{Tuesday, November 30th, 1999}

  1: Pitch Pilot

  Two scientists are stuck on an iceberg in Antarctica. They call for Sealab's help, but they have other issues. For example, Marco thinks he is a salad, Sparks interrupting the call by watching porn, Turtle races.

Season 1

• _{Thursday, December 21st, 2000}

  1: Radio Free Sealab

  No one will play with Captain Murphy. Bored and dejected, he starts a pirate radio station using Sealab's emergency radio beacon. As 'Howling Mad' Murphy, his obnoxious humor (and soundtrack by The Knaves) catapults him to Stardom. But the FCC's closing in on his signal... and this time, it's personal.

• _{Saturday, December 30th, 2000}

  2: I, Robot

  A news item about Django, the little monkey whose brain was transplanted into a robot body, plunges the crew into a lengthy debate on whether or not they would allow their brains to be put in robot bodies. Meanwhile, Sealab's in imminent danger of imploding, and Dr. Quinn is the only one on board who seems to care.

• _{Saturday, December 30th, 2000}

  3: Happy Cake

  Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his ""Happy Cake"" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the (many) hands of a giant octopus.

• _{Sunday, September 2nd, 2001}

  4: Chickmate

  Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "Black" Debbie).

• _{Sunday, September 16th, 2001}

  5: Predator

  A flesh-eating invisible monster has invaded the Sealab and is killing everyone. The crew tries to lure it into a trap by having Dolphin Boy wear a life-jacket made of meat.

• _{Sunday, September 30th, 2001}

  6: Lost in Time

  Under orders from Capt. Murphy, Stormy & Quinn attempt to hook up pirated cable-TV. After getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy & Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then, after getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy & Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then...

• _{Sunday, October 14th, 2001}

  7: Little Orphan Angry

  An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.

• _{Sunday, October 21st, 2001}

  8: Waking Quinn

  While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.

• _{Sunday, October 28th, 2001}

  9: All That Jazz

  Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?

• _{Sunday, December 9th, 2001}

  10: Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch

  Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.

• _{Sunday, April 7th, 2002}

  11: In The Closet

  Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.

• _{Sunday, April 28th, 2002}

  12: Stimutacs

  In his quest to build the evilest of all empires, Sparks invents a miraculous new drug. Stimutacs are billed as an "herbal dietary supplement", but their side effects are truly amazing... and highly addictive! Can Dr. Quinn foil this nefarious plot?

• _{Sunday, May 5th, 2002}

  13: Swimming in Oblivion

  Well, a summary of this episode would, in its essence, be a spoiler. But get ready to see some of your old favorites (and some soon-to-be favorites) in this season finale: Chopper Dave. The Bebop Cola Robot. The Forest Ranger Guy. Skanky Darlene. The Martian Quinn. And who can forget Debbie's boobies?

Season 2

• _{Sunday, April 7th, 2002}

  1: In The Closet

  Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.

• _{Sunday, April 28th, 2002}

  2: Stimutacs

  In his quest to build the evilest of all empires, Sparks invents a miraculous new drug. Stimutacs are billed as an "herbal dietary supplement", but their side effects are truly amazing... and highly addictive! Can Dr. Quinn foil this nefarious plot?

• _{Sunday, May 5th, 2002}

  3: Swimming in Oblivion

  Well, a summary of this episode would, in its essence, be a spoiler. But get ready to see some of your old favorites (and some soon-to-be favorites) in this season finale: Chopper Dave. The Bebop Cola Robot. The Forest Ranger Guy. Skanky Darlene. The Martian Quinn. And who can forget Debbie's boobies?

• _{Sunday, May 12th, 2002}

  4: Der Dieb

  When things start going missing on Sealab, fingers start to point and tempers start to flare. It'll be up to Murphy and his cadre of Martian Knights to quell the chaos. Or, more accurately, to exacerbate the existing chaos into something much more chaotic. But in the end, there might be cake.

• _{Sunday, November 3rd, 2002}

  5: The Policy

  In a fevered spurt of conspicuous consumption, Murphy runs up a hundred grand in credit card bills. And let's face it, he just doesn't have that kind of money. So he sends his unwilling crew in search of sunken treasure. Sharks? Sure. Lack of oxygen? You bet. And hey, isn't that dynamite over there? Well, I'll be darned.

• _{Sunday, November 10th, 2002}

  6: Hail, Squishface

  Adorableness ensues when Murphy buys a cute little Gloop from a sexy Asian lady. But what the...? Those things are multiplying like crazy! And they've got a hankering for the kelp harvest! And they're filled with poison gas! And we better get some flamethrowers down here to show those damn Gloops who's boss!

• _{Sunday, November 17th, 2002}

  7: Bizzaro

  The Bizarros hold the Sealab crew hostage.

• _{Sunday, November 24th, 2002}

  8: Legend of Baggy Pants

  Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers. Finally, Murphy ends up at the local watering hole, 'The Idiot', and starts drinking. Heavily. Murphy also loses his hat.

• _{Sunday, December 8th, 2002}

  9: Tinfins

  Join sexy host Toni Carmel for an action-packed thrill ride as we go behind the scenes of this summer's hottest new action flick, Tinfins! Featuring exclusive interviews with Kid and Play.

• _{Sunday, December 15th, 2002}

  10: 7211

  A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental disaster from happening.

• _{Sunday, December 29th, 2002}

  11: Feast of Alvis

  Capt. Murphy's attempts at a happy Alvistide go awry thanks to non-Alvian crew members, an uncooperative electrician, and Alvis himself "crapping the buffet".

• _{Monday, June 16th, 2003}

  12: Article 4

  Affirmative Action promotes everyone to the rank of Captain... except for Quinn. And also except for Captain Murphy, because he is already a Captain. That's why his name is Captain Murphy.

• _{Sunday, November 16th, 2003}

  13: Return to Oblivion

  A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.

Season 3

• _{Monday, May 26th, 2003}

  1: Brainswitch

  When something majorly weird happens, involving an explosion, something else majorly weird happens, involving Quinn's and Stormy's brains.

• _{Monday, June 2nd, 2003}

  2: Vacation

  Dear Dr. Quinn: Well, I hope you are having a great vacation and doing lots of fun things. Yes, have a great time. Oh, wait. Never mind. Because you're not going ANYWHERE! Love, Murphy.

• _{Monday, June 9th, 2003}

  3: Fusebox

  A power outage leaves the crew of Sealab in the dark.

• _{Monday, June 16th, 2003}

  4: Article 4

  Affirmative Action promotes everyone to the rank of Captain... except for Quinn. And also except for Captain Murphy, because he is already a Captain. That's why his name is Captain Murphy.

• _{Sunday, November 16th, 2003}

  5: Return to Oblivion

  A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.

• _{Sunday, November 23rd, 2003}

  6: Splitsville

  Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together.

• _{Sunday, November 30th, 2003}

  7: Tourist Season

  A horde of tourists descends upon Sealab. There are some fatalities. Doctor Virjay makes a startling (and delicious) discovery about meat. Yummy!

• _{Sunday, December 7th, 2003}

  8: Red Dawn

  Kommissar Murphy brings Marxist-Leninist ideals to Sealab.

• _{Sunday, December 14th, 2003}

  9: Meet Beck Bristow

  Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role.

• _{Sunday, December 21st, 2003}

  10: I, Robot, Really

  Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies?

• _{Wednesday, December 31st, 2003}

  11: Frozen Dinner

  The Sealab crew attempts a daring rescue mission to Ice Station Zebra, one of whose inhabitants has turned to cannibalism. They are accompanied by a German who "came with the sub," bears more than a passing resemblance to Jürgen Prochnow and is given to firing his pistol inside the sub and shouting "Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel!" Unfortunately, the two inhabitants of Ice Station Zebra cannot be rescued due to a lack of wetsuits, thanks to Debbie packing an attractive dress for herself instead.

• _{Sunday, January 11th, 2004}

  12: Tornado Shanks

  As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.

• _{Sunday, July 18th, 2004}

  13: Neptunati

  Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.

Season 4

• _{Sunday, June 20th, 2004}

  1: ASHDTV

  What's better than a TV? An HDTV. And what's better than that? An ASHDTV. And what does the AS stand for? You probably guessed "[adult swim]" but it's "Asteroid Smasher." And that's what the crew of Sealab stole from Spacelab.

• _{Sunday, June 27th, 2004}

  2: Chalkboard Jungle

  Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unscientific view of education. The classic story "The Scarlet Ibis," by James Hurst, is ripped off as part of a classroom discussion of death. All the while, cuts are made between Debbie Love's classroom and the spa Love is visiting, creating a series of double entendres.

• _{Sunday, July 4th, 2004}

  3: Dearly Beloved Seed

  The long-awaited writing debut of mcheshpants420 hits the screen in this madcap, bawdy, fun-filled, poignant, hilarious, campy, educational and sexy romp through the bowels of Sealab.

• _{Sunday, July 11th, 2004}

  4: Craptastic Voyage

  When Shanks refuses treatment for a festering, pulsing head-tumor, the crew decides to dust off the old shrink ray and then basically reenact the plot of a 1960's sci-fi movie starring that actress.

• _{Sunday, July 18th, 2004}

  5: Let 'Em Eat Corn

  Sealab secedes! (From whom, and lots of other pertinent issues, to be discussed more fully during the actual episode.)

• _{Sunday, July 18th, 2004}

  6: Neptunati

  Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.

• _{Sunday, November 14th, 2004}

  7: Isla de las Chupracabras

  A team-building exercise goes horribly awry when the crew of Sealab finds themselves on the dreaded "Isla de Las Chupacabras!" In English, that's "Island of the Goatsuckers." And the episode is in English.

• _{Sunday, November 21st, 2004}

  8: Joy of Grief

  A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.

• _{Sunday, November 28th, 2004}

  9: Green Fever

  Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.

• _{Sunday, December 5th, 2004}

  10: Sharko's Machine

  Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?

• _{Sunday, December 12th, 2004}

  11: Return of Marco

  The much-ballyhooed return of Marco finally occurs in this eponymously-titled episode, with Marco playing the titular Marco. Marco, Sharko. Sharko, Marco. We'll just leave you two to get acquainted. Also, don't drink that pee.

• _{Monday, April 18th, 2005}

  12: No Waterworld

  All the water around Sealab has disappeared, and left Sealab high and dry. Where has it all gone?

• _{Monday, April 25th, 2005}

  13: Legacy of Laughter

  We love you, Sealab 2021.

Season 5

• _{Sunday, March 6th, 2005}

  1: Casinko

  As it turns out Sealab was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is now sinking into the ocean floor. The only hope to save Sealab is John Bear, Sealab's resident Native American. But in order to save Sealab Shank's must agree to turn the Mess Hall into a casino which he does. But once the casino opens John Bear still won't stop the sinking (or let Debbie have a lounge show).

• _{Sunday, March 13th, 2005}

  2: Butchslap

  Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks recognizes the pep talk from a 60's show, which leads a drunken Quinn to sic the network on the fugitive TV star Marco.

• _{Sunday, March 20th, 2005}

  3: Monkey Banana Raffle

  Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.

• _{Monday, March 28th, 2005}

  4: Shrabster

  The police want Shanks... Why? The story is revealed in reverse. But it involves a monster, a plan to improve the world, and Grizzlebee's.

• _{Monday, April 4th, 2005}

  5: Cavemen

  Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.

• _{Monday, April 11th, 2005}

  6: Moby Sick

  Abalon, a terminally ill whale, comes to Sealab and asks Doctor Quinn to kill him. While Quinn wonders whether or not he could end a life Stormy recognizes Abalon as the star of a show called ‘I Gotta Have That Dick' and starts bugging him with fan fics. While Quinn examines Abalon's whale cancer Marco accidentally eats some of it and is inspired to create his own drink called F-YEAH!

• _{Monday, April 18th, 2005}

  7: No Waterworld

  All the water around Sealab has disappeared, and left Sealab high and dry. Where has it all gone?

• _{Monday, April 25th, 2005}

  8: Legacy of Laughter

  We love you, Sealab 2021.