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Rules of Engagement

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Season 0

• 2: From Table Reading to Taping

• 3: Season 1 Bloopers

• 4: Set Tour with Oliver Hudson

• _{not specified}

  1: Rules Of Engagement Behind the Scenes: Studio Tour

  Oliver Hudson (Adam) and Bianca Kajlich (Jennifer) give you an exclusive studio tour of the set in this Behind the Scenes clip from Rules of Engagement.

Season 1

• _{Monday, February 5th, 2007}

  1: Pilot

  Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbour, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.

• _{Monday, February 12th, 2007}

  2: The Birthday Deal

  When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Although Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.

• _{Monday, February 19th, 2007}

  3: Young and the Restless

  While Russell has a hot new date, Audrey bets Jeff that he can't score a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try.

• _{Monday, February 26th, 2007}

  4: Game On

  Jeff puts Audrey in a bad mood after he fails to respond to the news of her big promotion at work because he is watching his basketball game. Jeff tries to make it up by inviting her to floor seats at a Knicks game. But she can't decide what to wear, which it makes Jeff wonder if she cares more about how she looks than about him. Now that Jennifer and Adam are living together, they have an argument over money.

• _{Monday, March 5th, 2007}

  5: Kids

  Russell accidentally enters into a collision with the older woman from his past, Constance. He then decides that he wants to show her his physical prowess.

• _{Monday, March 12th, 2007}

  6: Hard Day's Night

  Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him after he helped her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.

• _{Monday, March 19th, 2007}

  7: Jeff's Wooby

  Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she stars to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her.

Season 2

• _{Monday, September 24th, 2007}

  1: Flirting with Disaster

  Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hands. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.

• _{Monday, October 1st, 2007}

  2: Audrey's Sister

  With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like this. During this episode, Russell will try everything to get a one night stand with Audrey's sister.

• _{Monday, October 8th, 2007}

  3: Mr. Fix-It

  Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours.

• _{Monday, October 15th, 2007}

  4: Guy Code

  Audrey gets a lesson about the 'guy code' when Jeff shares a secret about a new friend.

• _{Monday, October 22nd, 2007}

  5: Bag Ladies

  Jeff suddenly feels he has nothing to talk about with the guys so he feels the only way to connect with the guys is to talk about sex. Jeff and Audrey need to come up with a different topic and leave the discussion of sex for the bedroom.

• _{Monday, October 29th, 2007}

  6: Old School Jeff

  Jeff has a rare opportunity to have a night with the guys rather than go to a wedding. Will Audrey’s fear about Jeff come true?

• _{Monday, November 5th, 2007}

  7: Engagement Party

  Barbara returns to town with news that could have Russell very happy.

• _{Monday, November 12th, 2007}

  8: Fix-Ups & Downs

  Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making and will be surprised at who is helped by it.

• _{Monday, November 19th, 2007}

  9: A Visit from Fay

  Can Jennifer survive the visit from Fay and how will Jeff & Audrey deal with no TV?

• _{Monday, April 14th, 2008}

  10: Time Share

  Jennifer and Adam decide to go on a trip with Jeff and Audrey but may have wished they had stayed home when they find out the reason they took the trip.

• _{Monday, April 21st, 2008}

  11: Jen at Work

  Adam wants Russell to agree to hire Jen to design an ad campaign for one of their clients. He will not listen to Russell and Jeff when they tell him that this is not a good idea. When Audrey shares the fertility issues with Jen, she gives them a gift to help bring them luck.

• _{Monday, April 28th, 2008}

  12: Optimal Male

  Jeff becomes obsessed to lose a few pounds so he can qualify for a better rate on his life insurance. Adam happens to see an ex-girlfriend, Jennifer becomes very jealous.

• _{Monday, May 5th, 2008}

  13: Russell's Father's Son

  When Adam ends up being asked to appear in a promotional video being shot by Russell's father, he worries about hurting Russell's feelings.

• _{Monday, May 12th, 2008}

  14: Buyer's Remorse

  Adam and Jennifer are looking to move and find an apartment in the same Building as Audrey and Jeff. Jeff and Audrey agree to support them to the board, only Jeff has a run in with a board member.

• _{Monday, May 19th, 2008}

  15: Pimp My Bride

  Russell tries another approach to get the girl. Will using his apartment for a photo shoot seal the deal? Also Adam and Jennifer have a wedding date picked.

Season 3

• _{Monday, March 2nd, 2009}

  1: Russell's Secret

  Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

• _{Monday, March 9th, 2009}

  2: Voluntary Commitment

  Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

• _{Monday, March 16th, 2009}

  3: Jeff's New Friend

  Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

• _{Monday, March 23rd, 2009}

  4: Dad's Visit

  Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he re cooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.

• _{Monday, March 30th, 2009}

  5: Lyin' King

  Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

• _{Monday, April 13th, 2009}

  6: Poaching Timmy

  When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's superstition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

• _{Monday, April 20th, 2009}

  7: Old Timer's Day

  After being harassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

• _{Monday, April 27th, 2009}

  8: Twice

  Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

• _{Monday, May 4th, 2009}

  9: The Challenge

  Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.

• _{Monday, May 11th, 2009}

  10: Family Style

  Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before he does. Now he has to keep quiet about it.

• _{Wednesday, May 13th, 2009}

  11: May Divorce Be with You

  Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part, is doing something bad when he hugs people.

• _{Monday, May 18th, 2009}

  12: House Money

  Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

• _{Monday, May 18th, 2009}

  13: Sex Toy Story

  After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

Season 4

• _{Monday, March 1st, 2010}

  1: Flirting

  Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

• _{Monday, March 8th, 2010}

  2: Snoozin' for a Bruisin'

  When Jeff and Audrey switch sides of the bed, Jeff accidentally rolls over and clocks Audrey in the face, landing her in the hospital.

• _{Monday, March 15th, 2010}

  3: Atlantic City

  Audrey tries to make Jeff feel guilty for not telling her that his friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City was cancelled. However, her plan backfires when Jeff discovers that Audrey is also being deceitful.

• _{Monday, March 22nd, 2010}

  4: Ghost Story

  Audrey is upset when Jeff reveals to her that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. Meanwhile, Russell tries to persuade Timmy not to go through with his arranged marriage.

• _{Monday, March 29th, 2010}

  5: The Four Pillars

  To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiance.

• _{Monday, April 5th, 2010}

  6: 3rd Wheel

  Unbeknownst to Jeff, Audrey lies to her homely friend Liz that she is on Jeff's list of woman he would sleep with if Audrey wasn't around.

• _{Monday, April 12th, 2010}

  7: Indian Giver

  Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favourite reality show until she discovers the reason. Meanwhile, to Russell's delight, Timmy has second thoughts about his impending arranged marriage.

• _{Monday, April 19th, 2010}

  8: Free Free Time

  Jeff and Audrey have trouble spending time apart after their plans don't work out. Russell finds out that Timmy is harbouring some ill feelings toward him.

• _{Monday, April 26th, 2010}

  9: The Score

  Jeff really can't stand not knowing the score of the NY Rangers game and has to try hard to get the game off his mind while at a party for Audrey's boss. Russell is mad at Timmy because he doesn't root for the home team.

• _{Monday, May 3rd, 2010}

  10: The Surrogate

  Audrey is over bearing with a potential surrogate mother for her and Jeff. Russell finds Jennifer and Adam's wedding web site and teases them about it.

• _{Monday, May 10th, 2010}

  11: Reunion

  Audrey attends her high school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is in New York City. Meanwhile, Russell accidentally ruins Timmy's dinner party.

• _{Monday, May 17th, 2010}

  12: Harassment

  A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. Meanwhile, after being teased for playing cricket, Timmy challenges Jeff to a game to prove the sport is not for wimps.

• _{Monday, May 24th, 2010}

  13: They Do?

  Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding; however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. Meanwhile, to keep Russell and Timmy from finding out about the ceremony, Adam tells them he is staging an intervention for Jeff.

Season 5

• _{Monday, September 20th, 2010}

  1: Surro-gate

  Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.

• _{Monday, September 27th, 2010}

  2: The Bank

  Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.

• _{Monday, October 4th, 2010}

  3: Rug-of-War

  Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.

• _{Monday, October 11th, 2010}

  4: Handy Man

  Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

• _{Monday, October 18th, 2010}

  5: Play Ball

  When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.

• _{Monday, October 25th, 2010}

  6: Baked

  Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

• _{Monday, November 1st, 2010}

  7: Mannequin Head Ball

  When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.

• _{Monday, November 8th, 2010}

  8: Les-bro

  Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

• _{Monday, November 15th, 2010}

  9: The Big Picture

  When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.

• _{Monday, November 22nd, 2010}

  10: Fun Run

  Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fund raisers anymore.

• _{Monday, December 6th, 2010}

  11: Refusing to Budget

  Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her office.

• _{Monday, December 13th, 2010}

  12: Little Bummer Boy

  When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.

• _{Monday, January 3rd, 2011}

  13: The Home Stretch

  When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

• _{Monday, January 17th, 2011}

  14: Uh-Oh It's Magic

  Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.

• _{Monday, February 7th, 2011}

  15: Singing and Dancing

  Timmy wants to join a singing group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbour.

• _{Thursday, February 24th, 2011}

  16: Jeff Day

  Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

• _{Thursday, March 3rd, 2011}

  17: Zygote

  Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.

• _{Thursday, March 10th, 2011}

  18: Anniversary Chicken

  After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.

• _{Thursday, March 31st, 2011}

  19: The Set Up

  Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbour Liz.

• _{Thursday, April 7th, 2011}

  20: Beating the System

  Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.

• _{Thursday, April 28th, 2011}

  21: The Jeff Photo

  When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

• _{Thursday, May 5th, 2011}

  22: Double Down

  Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party for Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?

• _{Thursday, May 12th, 2011}

  23: The Power Couple

  Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.

• _{Thursday, May 19th, 2011}

  24: The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

  Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.

Season 6

• _{Thursday, October 20th, 2011}

  1: Dirty Talk

  As Liz (Wendi McLendon-Covey) enthusiastically tries to make her marriage to Russell work, he tries to end their relationship.

• _{Thursday, October 27th, 2011}

  2: Bros Before Nodes

  Worried about getting his father's approval, Russell gets Liz all dolled up to meet him. Meanwhile, Jeff is more concerned about his guys' weekend being cancelled than Audrey's feelings, and Adam has a new friend (Curtis Armstrong) to drive crazy.

• _{Thursday, November 3rd, 2011}

  3: Audrey is Dumb

  Audrey’s throat surgery makes her unable to speak, much to Jeff’s delight. Meanwhile, Russell tells Timmy the only way that he will get a raise is if he does Russell’s dirty work and fires someone.

• _{Thursday, November 10th, 2011}

  4: Nature Calls

  When the gang decides to take a trip to Vermont to check out the fall foliage, they find themselves wishing they had never left home. Meanwhile, Russell has renewed faith in his marriage to Liz.

• _{Thursday, November 17th, 2011}

  5: Shy Dial

  Jeff has found a way to talk to his wife without having to physically talking to his wife through an app on his phone by telling her what ever he wants by having his voicemail go straight to her voicemail. Adam has a salesman come to his defence after his friends pick on him for some bad choice in picking his clothes.

• _{Thursday, December 8th, 2011}

  6: Cheating

  Audrey tries to persuade Jeff to eat healthier when he is diagnosed with high cholesterol, but he can't help sneaking around with Brenda for unhealthy food. Meanwhile, Russell tries to keep up with his new college intern on the party circuit.

• _{Thursday, December 15th, 2011}

  7: The Chair

  A battle of wills ensues when Audrey won't admit she hates an armchair that Jeff pretends to love; Russell sues Timmy for sexual harassment.

• _{Thursday, March 29th, 2012}

  8: Scavenger Hunt

  In order to convince Audrey he is making an effort in their relationship, Jeff sends her on a romantic scavenger hunt, with mixed results. Meanwhile, Adam leads Russell to believe that Jen has a sex tape.

• _{Thursday, April 5th, 2012}

  9: A Big Bust

  When Audrey thinks her maid needs help getting money to fix her limp, she asks her neighbours to help contribute, only to find out she misunderstood what the maid needed the money for.

• _{Thursday, April 12th, 2012}

  10: After the Lovin'

  Jeff discovers that Audrey uses sex to get what she wants, while Russell and Timmy make a commercial for their new soup spoon.

• _{Thursday, April 19th, 2012}

  11: Missed Connections

  Timmy is determined to reconnect with a woman he shared a romantic moment with on the subway. Meanwhile, Audrey and Jeff blame each other when they're snubbed by a couple they previously went out with.

• _{Thursday, April 26th, 2012}

  12: The Five Things

  Jeff is stumped when Audrey asks him to name five nice things about her. Meanwhile, Russell pushes Timmy to serenade a woman he likes; Jennifer and Adam mistakenly receive Audrey and Jeff's bank statement.

• _{Thursday, May 3rd, 2012}

  13: Meat Wars

  When Audrey and Jen makes plans to see a concert, Jeff makes solo plans and excludes Adam, whose feelings are hurt.

• _{Thursday, May 10th, 2012}

  14: Goodbye Dolly

  Audrey tries to prepare for motherhood by continuing to repair a doll that she keeps damaging. Meanwhile, Jeff questions Brenda's dating choices.

• _{Thursday, May 17th, 2012}

  15: Audrey's Shower

  Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but puts the wrong date on the invitation. Meanwhile, Jeff takes a liking to Audrey's maternity clothes, and Russell accomplishes great things when he decides to give up women.

Season 7

• _{Monday, February 4th, 2013}

  1: Liz Moves In

  Liz temporarily moves in with Jeff and Audrey, and quickly irritates Audrey when she takes Jeff's side on everything. Meanwhile, Adam and Timmy team up to beat the rest of the company at ping pong.

• _{Monday, February 11th, 2013}

  2: Taking Names

  Jeff and Audrey ask Russell to list the women he has slept with so they can avoid giving one of those names to their baby. Meanwhile, Adam is humiliated when he spends a lot of money on a new bicycle and gear.

• _{Monday, February 18th, 2013}

  3: Cats & Dogs

  Liz wants to have a baby, so she turns to Russell for help. Meanwhile, Timmy takes Jeff's advice on how to attract a co worker, but it all backfires.

• _{Monday, February 25th, 2013}

  4: Cupcake

  Jeff makes an effort to change his unhealthy eating habits after he accidentally eats Jen and Adam’s “special” cupcake and lands in the hospital. Meanwhile, Russell forces Timmy to be his wingman when his date brings her mother on their night out.

• _{Monday, March 4th, 2013}

  5: Fountain of Youth

  After meeting up with college friends who are no longer into partying, Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy tricks Russell into accompanying him to a nursing home.

• _{Monday, March 11th, 2013}

  6: Baby Talk

  When Audrey bonds with their unborn baby, a paranoid Jeff believes she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell plagiarizes a real estate article that Timmy wrote.

• _{Monday, March 18th, 2013}

  7: Role Play

  Jeff plots to get into a popular restaurant that he promised to take Audrey to, after he fails to make a reservation. Meanwhile, Liz and Russell attend a meeting for sex addicts.

• _{Monday, March 25th, 2013}

  8: Catering

  Brenda gets Jeff and Audrey to help cater an event at Columbia University. Audrey tries to impress the attendees, but it's Jeff's bartending skills that wow the crowd. Meanwhile, Russell enthusiastically embraces Timmy's Bollywood culture.

• _{Monday, April 15th, 2013}

  9: Cooking Class

  Jeff and Audrey join Adam and Jen's healthy cooking class, but it turns into a competition after Jen insults Audrey's cooking. Meanwhile, Timmy is freaked out by his resemblance to Russell's new girlfriend, Radha.

• _{Monday, April 22nd, 2013}

  10: Unpleasant Surprises

  When Jen discovers that the guys are not planning a surprise bachelor party for Adam as he expects, she forces them to do one for him. Meanwhile, Jen paints a mural for Audrey and Jeff’s nursery that turns out to be rather graphic.

• _{Monday, April 29th, 2013}

  11: Timmy Quits

  Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him; his plan goes awry, however, when she hits on him during a visit. Meanwhile, Timmy quits when he discovers Russell has embedded a pet tracking device in him.

• _{Monday, May 6th, 2013}

  12: A Wee Problem

  Jeff is determined to make Brenda laugh when he discovers that she has a “wee” problem due to her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Timmy is surprised by the professionalism of his new boss while Russell is frustrated with his new assistant.

• _{Monday, May 20th, 2013}

  13: 100th

  Brenda goes into labour on Jennifer and Adam's wedding day. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy make an attempt at reconciliation and Audrey surprises Jeff.