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Season 0

• _{not specified}

  1: The Best of Season 1

Season 1

• _{Wednesday, September 19th, 2007}

  1: The Best Chicks In Bed

  How to tell if he's a dealer or a narc How much booze will kill you How to rate women in bed

• _{Wednesday, September 26th, 2007}

  2: All's Well That Ends Happy

  How to pass a drug test even though you still do them? How long can you last in space without a spacesuit? How to remove a bullet yourself?

• _{Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007}

  3: The Hooker/Cop Test

  How to take a punch How to tell if the woman is a cop or really a hooker How to get drunk the fastest way What are the biggest size boobs

• _{Wednesday, October 10th, 2007}

  4: The Worlds Biggest Boobs

  Can the dump of death really kill you? How to best protect yourself if a bar fight breaks out? What is the best time of day to have sex? How big does the boob have to be to crush a beer can?

• _{Wednesday, October 17th, 2007}

  5: Bullet Proof Breasts?

  Viewers get the answers to the questions: How to break out of handcuffs on your own? Can a bullet break an breast implant? What would kill you first in a fight, a gun or a samurai sword?

• _{Wednesday, October 24th, 2007}

  6: Illegal G-Strings

  How small can a bikini be and still be legal? Can drinking nothing but beer keep you alive?

• _{Wednesday, October 31st, 2007}

  7: Floating Boobs?

  The buoyancy of female breasts (real and augmented), sobriety tests, and the best place on the body to get shot are discussed.

• _{Wednesday, November 7th, 2007}

  8: More Points For Fake Breasts

  Segments include a feature about cannibalism, the sex drives of women with real breasts and augmented breasts are compared and analyzed, the financial value of sperm is another topic of discussion.

• _{Wednesday, November 14th, 2007}

  9: Win That Stripper

  How Can You Kill a Bear With Your Hands? How Much Does a Man Fart in a Day? What Smell Turns Women On the Most? How Can a Guy Get High Legally? Which Nationality Is Most Likely to Put Out on the First Date? How Can You Get Paid to Get a Tattoo? Who Drives Better, Men or Women? How Do You Take a Stripper Home?

Season 2

• _{Wednesday, September 17th, 2008}

  1: Spaces Boobs

  How can your poop save somebody's life? What's the number one sex injury?

• _{Wednesday, September 17th, 2008}

  2: Life Saving Farts

  Where's the world's biggest strip club? How can you save someone with your farts?

• _{Wednesday, September 24th, 2008}

  3: Military Grade Boobs

  Your smoking it up in your car and a cop comes. How can you hide the drugs and not get busted? Self-conscious about yourself. How do you get a bigger penis? Where in the world is the drunkest place?

• _{Wednesday, October 1st, 2008}

  4: Whipping Addictions

  What addiction can be solved by whipping? In what country will girls spend more time having sex with you? What is more nutritious: cat or dog?

• _{Tuesday, October 7th, 2008}

  5: Hottest Nude Beaches

  Like naked girls, want to see more, but don't know how. Well, here are the five best nude beaches. We all like getting high, but how can we get more high?

• _{Tuesday, October 14th, 2008}

  6: Beer: Boob Fertilizer

  Wait, can beer actually make breasts bigger? Animals, got to love them. But what if they don't love you. What five animals have the ability to take your life? And do short people cost more or less?

• _{Tuesday, October 28th, 2008}

  7: Big Pimpin

  We pay for the girls, but how much of our money goes to the pimp? Want a girl in the mood. Well, what turns her on? Does your karate master have the ability to rip out your heart? Want a date? Who is the best person to take with you?

• _{Tuesday, November 4th, 2008}

  8: Saggy Boob R.A.D.A.R

  Your in a club and notice a girl. Is she really a girl. How do you tell the real from the not? The worlds fastest man can run about 40 miles per hour. But how fast can our little men go? You can't sit but love eating hamburgers. Can hamburgers help you with your hemorrhoids?

• _{Tuesday, November 11th, 2008}

  9: Death By Rock

  Light travels fasts and so do car. How fast can we run before we start to lose a limb? A tiger is about to attack. How do you defend yourself form this vicious creature? You want to spice it up but not go to jail. Where can you make a sex tape with your partner and not go to jail?

• _{Tuesday, November 18th, 2008}

  10: Working Off

  We have all heard of blue balls. But how cold does it actually have to be before your testicles fall off? You drank to much and have a hangover. Who do you pray to to get rid of the hangover? Which is more deadly, being strangled or bitten by a snake?

• _{Tuesday, November 25th, 2008}

  11: Animal Prostitutes

  Your at a club and urinate everywhere. How can you improve your urination? You just lost a limb and are nowhere near a hospital. How long do you have to reattach the limb? You hate Osama, so do our animals. What animal is being trained to fight the war on terror?

• _{Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008}

  12: S.C.U.B.A Sex

  Afraid of surgery? How many people actually feel whats going on? Sex in an airplane, how about underwater. How can you safely have sex, beneath the blue? We all know guys are horny. But what guy will have sex with anything?

• _{Tuesday, December 9th, 2008}

  13: Extreme Sex Fetishes

  We think that all blonds are stupid. But is their stupidity contagious? Its time for a drinking game. But which animal can best you at the sport? There are some crazy and nasty fetishes out there, but where is the most extreme fetish of all? A bomb is about to blow. How can you defuse it and not lose your life?

Season 3

• _{Wednesday, December 9th, 2009}

  1: How can boobs wash your car?

  How can boobs wash your car? What is the secret to surviving an elephant attack? How many neer beers does it take to get drunk? Why shouldn't you hustle hotties on an empty stomach? Can you be hypnotized by boobs?

• _{Wednesday, December 16th, 2009}

  2: How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet?

  How fat does a guy have to be to stop a bullet? What drink is most likely to get you into her pants? What's the best way to kick the crap out of somebody? How loud do speakers hae to be to blow a girl's clothes off?

• _{Wednesday, December 30th, 2009}

  3: What's the best way to bribe a warlord?

  What's the best way to bribe a warlord? Can a police dog sniff drugs and get high? What's the fastest way to completely disintegrate a dead body? What's the best drug to find in a girl's medicine cabinet?

• _{Wednesday, January 6th, 2010}

  4: Can you fart so hard your balls explode?

  Can you fart so hard your balls explode? How flat would you be if you were run over by a steamroller? What animal is most adept at choking the chicken? How can taking a piss cost fifty million dollars?

• _{Wednesday, January 13th, 2010}

  6: What's the world's smallest handgun?

  What's the world's smallest handgun? How can you generate electricity with huge, swinging boobs? What's the surefire way to tell if a chick's a virgin? How many nukes would it take to blow up the earth?

• _{Wednesday, January 20th, 2010}

  7: How many boobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  How many boobs does it take to screw in a light bulb? How can a dude survive being impaled by an arrow? What do your balls say about you? What is the most dangerous high a dude can get?

• _{Wednesday, January 27th, 2010}

  8: Can you eat beaver during lent?

  Can you eat beaver during lent? What's the best way for a dude to cut off his arm with a pocket knife? How can you drink more and pee less? Who had sex 919 times in one day? What is the law of mammary motion?

• _{Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010}

  9: Where are you most likely to get a 3-way?

  Where are you most likely to get a 3-way? How can a dude rip your eye out with his bare hands? Who puts out the most - blondes, brunettes or redheads? What's the newest way to smuggle drugs across the border?

• _{Sunday, February 7th, 2010}

  5: Cell Phones and Drug Mules

  How the hell do guys get laid on a speeding motorcycle? Where do hookers peddle their ass, then kick your ass? How can your penis make a face? If a stash of cocaine busts in a drug mule's gut, how long 'till he's dead?

• _{Wednesday, February 10th, 2010}

  10: What car makes chicks the horniest?

  What car makes chicks the horniest? Who's got the world's biggest penis? How can going green save your sex life? How can you tell if she's faking it? How can you score a one night stand with a twin?

Season 4

• _{Tuesday, December 7th, 2010}

  1: Shark Attack!

  The secret to surviving a Great White Shark attack. A gun that makes people puke. What kind of people meat do cannibals prefer to eat? MANswer Girls uncover the best camouflage in the world. How a guy can get free beer.

• _{Wednesday, December 15th, 2010}

  2: Waterboarding and a Radioactive Suit

  How a guy survived water boarding. How can a lap dance jump start a car? How to pick a combination lock with a beer can. How a guy escaped an ass-crushing garbage truck. Make a radiation-proof suit for under 5 bucks.

• _{Thursday, December 16th, 2010}

  3: The Kiss of Death

  Sex while Skydiving. Secrets to winning a fist fight in an elevator. How long does it take to eat a horse? Is the Urban Legend, "The Kiss Of Death" for real? What's the slipperiest substance on earth?

• _{Thursday, December 23rd, 2010}

  4: Airplane Plane Hanger-On

  Can a guy plug up a blown-out airplane window? How to become a professional porn star. How much Communion Wine does it take to get drunk? Which stall has the cleanest crapper?

• _{Wednesday, December 29th, 2010}

  5: Escaping Pythons

  How a guy escaped the DEATH GRIP of a killer Python. Can a laptop lower sperm count? The secret to getting in her pants. How can vodka save a life? How much water does it take to get a MANswer Girl clean?

• _{Thursday, January 27th, 2011}

  6: Spiders and Salmon

  Can you measure earthquakes with boobs? How did a guy take out his own appendix? Can you grill salmon on a hot babe's ass? The secret to total control of your testicles. What's the best day to shag a cougar?

• _{Thursday, January 27th, 2011}

  7: Lightning Strikes and Cuddle Sprays

  How an expert escaped being buried alive in a locked coffin. How can a guy survive being struck by lightning? The right bed can make your manhood bigger. What day are you most likely to die in a hospital?

• _{Thursday, February 3rd, 2011}

  8: Nun Gangs and The Skinny Amish

  How to increase pain tolerance by 200%. The secret that guarantees a babe will win a wet t-shirt contest. How can a toilet save a guy's life? How to increase your "size" by 40%? How many elevator farts does it take to KILL?

• _{Thursday, February 3rd, 2011}

  9: The Most Vicious Predator

  The most vicious predator ever killed with bare hands. What type of dog attracts the ladies? How to binge drink without brain damage? The secret weapon to winning beer pong.

• _{Thursday, February 3rd, 2011}

  10: Helicopter Love and Dog Remains

  How did a guy have sex while flying a helicopter? How many leeches does it take to drain the life out of a dude? Which vegetable can cause erectile dysfunction? The best way to clean up dog poop.