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updateSeason 1
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Tuesday, September 15th, 2015
1: Pilot
George is a man who once skated through life but is now stumbling. When his wife dies, he makes a rash decision to move his kids away from Sydney to the town of Weld, New Zealand.
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015
2: Episode 2
George rapidly becomes the most unpopular new Aussie in town after calling Weld a 'dead end town' in his column. Shay and Arlo also feel the fallout from their father's faux pas at their new school.
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Tuesday, September 29th, 2015
3: Episode 3
Questions are raised over Laura's death, and the Weld rumour mill goes into overdrive. George goes on an epic manhunt through the local populous to learn the source of the scandalous gossip.
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
4: Episode 4
As he gets to grips with his status as the new ladies' man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld's x-rated history.
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
5: Episode 5
When the earth moves under George's feet, the opportunity for him to slay a demon from his past presents itself - and leads to the issuing of a very rash challenge.
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Tuesday, October 20th, 2015
6: Episode 6
George throws himself into solving the mystery of Sir Frederick Weld's missing head - when he should be solving a whole other mystery, one much closer to home.
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Tuesday, October 27th, 2015
7: Episode 7
George struggles with the realisation that while he was looking the other way this whole other world was going on - a world he is so not qualified to deal with.
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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015
8: Episode 8
George tries to convince Shay to stay in Weld. The Women of Weld question the motive behind Jan's arrival. Katie organises a camp-in to protest against the proposed development.
Season 2
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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016
1: Episode 1
George and Arlo implement a cunning plan to bring Shay back from Sydney. George and Jan's seek advice from the women of Weld about their relationship.
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Tuesday, August 30th, 2016
2: Episode 2
The whole of Weld comes out for a party at The Turners while George almost destroys his friendship with Woody over a rather large invoice and a lawn that needs mowing.
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Tuesday, September 6th, 2016
3: Episode 3
George lands a scoop on the first day of his new job at the newspaper, but why is he under orders not to write about an eight year old mystery that's gripping Weld?
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Tuesday, September 13th, 2016
4: Episode 4
George's house is bursting with teenagers and he gets another chance to buy his dream house in Weld after all. But is it serendipity or just a bad idea?
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Tuesday, September 20th, 2016
5: Episode 5
George's first date with Katie is the only news in Weld, while Constable Tom and Big Mac clash over the invasion of the freedom campers.
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Tuesday, September 27th, 2016
6: Episode 6
After a jet-ski injures a local, George is appalled that you don't need a licence to drive a jet-ski in New Zealand and wants them all banned. He discovers Twitter and opens fire on jet-skiers.
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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016
7: Episode 7
Laura's one year anniversary approaches. George and the family prepare to leave for Sydney.
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Tuesday, October 4th, 2016
8: Episode 8
Shay gets the blame for Ike staying in Weld and Arlo gets serious with Emma.
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2017
9: Episode 9
George and Fiona's dalliance is headline news in Weld, while Robbie goes on the offensive to save Fiona, all culminating with a rumble in the main street.
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Tuesday, February 7th, 2017
10: Episode 10
George and Fiona put the heat on their new relationship with a dinner party. However, if they're to survive as a couple, there are many dramas to overcome both in and out of the kitchen.
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Tuesday, February 14th, 2017
11: Episode 11
George sees red when Arlo secretly switches school subjects. Fiona struggles in her new parenting role. And Woody's comes up with a novel way to relieve Principal Tracey's stress.
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Tuesday, February 21st, 2017
12: Episode 12
George and Fiona's escape to the city for a romantic weekend away from the kids is a disaster. Arlo almost burns down the house down and Jan has huge, huge news.
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Tuesday, February 28th, 2017
13: Episode 13
Jan's pregnancy sparks a crisis between George and Fiona. Katie unwillingly gets Shay involved in an art scam. Arlo struggles with a long distance relationship.
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Tuesday, March 7th, 2017
14: Episode 14
George struggles against the Terry-mania sweeping Weld. The town prepares to open its first fine dining restaurant, but not everyone's invited. Shay's art adventure has a public hanging.
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Tuesday, March 14th, 2017
15: Episode 15
George fears that Weld is losing its innocence. Brother Terry goes all out to prove his love for Hannah, and there's a surprise visit from a very pregnant Jan.
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Tuesday, March 21st, 2017
16: Episode 16
The fallout from George's savage article is immediate. Terry's true colours are revealed much to Hannah's horror, and a triple tragedy strikes Weld.
Season 3
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Tuesday, September 12th, 2017
1: Episode 1
Weld mounts operation search and rescue for Ike, Zac and Steve. George contemplates possible fatherhood while comforting Shay. Jan goes into labor but there are more than paternity complications.
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Tuesday, September 19th, 2017
2: Episode 2
Its D-day for George and the two other prospective fathers. Shay struggles with the fallout from the sea rescue and there's a major surprise at Woody and Tracey's engagement party.
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Tuesday, September 26th, 2017
3: Episode 3
George is recruited as a reluctant accomplice in a secret mission involving Woody's past. Shay goes to the dark side after suffering from a broken heart and Katie resurrects a teaching career.
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Tuesday, October 3rd, 2017
4: Episode 4
George gets an unlikely message from beyond the grave whilst Woody's top secret divorce plan unravels. Meanwhile, Hannah has a challenge convincing Constable Tom she'd be a top cop.
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2017
5: Episode 5
Georges fears about Operation Quickie Divorce are realized when Woody discovers something that cant be hidden. Tracey eventually uncovers the truth. Shay gets more unwelcome attention from Ollie.
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Tuesday, October 17th, 2017
6: Episode 6
George longs for solitude but his plan to get rid of his unwanted guests backfires. Woody's relationship with Tracey is on the rocks whilst struggling in his new unexpected role.
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Tuesday, October 24th, 2017
7: Episode 7
George enjoys having the house to himself and declares war on punctuation.
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Tuesday, October 24th, 2017
8: Episode 8
George helps Monty write the best man speech and ponders his own wedding.
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Tuesday, August 14th, 2018
9: Episode 9
George gets an unexpected visitor after making his big decision. Arlo tries to navigate the Lindsay situation and Monty surprises everybody when he hooks up with Ngahuia again.
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Tuesday, August 21st, 2018
10: Episode 10
Georges romantic night with Katie unravels. Fiona's baby plans hit an emotional and financial snag. And boot camp comes to Weld.
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Tuesday, August 28th, 2018
11: Episode 11
George and Katie test their new relationship with a winter camp. Arlo and Poppy grow closer while Shay struggles with Ike moving on and Big Mac has a grand tourist plan for Weld.
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Tuesday, September 4th, 2018
12: Episode 12
Arlo two-times Lindsay and Poppy and suffers the fallout. George struggles in the parenting department and worries he's causing Billy's stress problem. Shay gets an unlikely visitor.
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Tuesday, September 11th, 2018
13: Episode 13
George and Woody fail to make up after Arlo's shenanigans. Ike receives unlikely help from Shay in his spiritual quest. A council restructure has Weld at risk of being swallowed up by Stafford.
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Tuesday, September 18th, 2018
14: Episode 14
The Turner family are forced to revisit their tragic past when a stranger walks into town. Poppy's outback justice upsets some of the Weld locals and the republican presidential race hots up.
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Tuesday, September 25th, 2018
15: Episode 15
George and Shay grow further apart. Shay gives Katie a serve after the fallout with Joe Cettino and Poppy cuts a chunk out of Lindsay.
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Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018
16: Episode 16
Big Macs space race plans divide the town. George is worried that Katie could lose her home and Woody's worried hes about to lose his daughter.