ALF
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Season 0
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7: Outtakes - In the Trenches 1
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8: Outtakes - In the Trenches 2
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1: Pilot (Unaired)
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5: Blooper Reel
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6: Bloopers
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Monday, September 21st, 1987
3: ALF Loves a Mystery
ALF and Benji Gregory explore a shabby mansion hoping to find hidden treasure. During their search, they manage to preview the NBC's Saturday morning schedule of 1987.
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Monday, December 14th, 1987
4: ALF's Special Christmas (2)
ALF tries to escape from the hospital but ends up stuck in an elevator with a woman in labor. After helping the woman to give birth, ALF pretends to be a toy and the cabin owner puts him back in the trunk and they drive away. When the cabin owner is about to jump off a bridge, ALF disguises himself as Santa and convinces the cabin owner to drive back to the cabin, where ALF is reunited with the Tanners.
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Saturday, February 17th, 1996
2: Project: ALF
Six years ago, the space alien, ALF, was on his way back to his new home...When the Alien Task Force finally caught him. Now, the story continues to where the series ended. ALF is now protected by the Alien Task Force, but the leader wants to terminate ALF. So two officers decide to save ALF by taking ALF away from him. But the man the officers took ALF to wants to finally reveal ALF to the world. Which leads him to more danger...
Season 1
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Monday, September 22nd, 1986
1: A.L.F.
Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.
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Monday, September 29th, 1986
2: Strangers in the Night
ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.
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Monday, October 6th, 1986
3: Looking for Lucky
When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.
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Monday, October 13th, 1986
4: Pennsylvania 6-5000
ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons.
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Monday, October 20th, 1986
5: Keepin' the Faith
ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.
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Monday, November 3rd, 1986
6: For Your Eyes Only
ALF befriends a lonely blind girl.
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Monday, November 10th, 1986
7: Help Me, Rhonda
Willie helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.
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Monday, November 17th, 1986
8: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.
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Monday, November 24th, 1986
9: Jump
On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.
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Monday, December 1st, 1986
10: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.
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Monday, December 8th, 1986
11: On the Road Again
Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.
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Monday, December 22nd, 1986
12: Oh, Tannerbaum
It's Christmas time. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.
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Monday, January 12th, 1987
13: Mother and Child Reunion
ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.
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Monday, January 19th, 1987
14: A Little Bit of Soap
ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.
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Monday, February 2nd, 1987
15: I've Got a New Attitude
ALF plays matchmaker for Kate's mother.
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Monday, February 9th, 1987
16: Try to Remember (1)
ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.
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Monday, February 9th, 1987
17: Try to Remember (2)
The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.
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Monday, February 16th, 1987
18: Border Song
ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.
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Monday, March 2nd, 1987
19: Wild Thing
ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.
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Monday, March 16th, 1987
20: Going Out of My Head Over You
Willie and ALF both talk to a psychologist.
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Monday, March 23rd, 1987
21: Lookin' Through the Windows
ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.
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Monday, March 30th, 1987
22: It's Not Easy Being Green
ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.
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Monday, April 6th, 1987
23: The Gambler
ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.
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Monday, April 13th, 1987
24: Weird Science
Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.
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Monday, May 4th, 1987
25: La Cucaracha
A cockroach from ALF's spaceship grows to gigantic proportions
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Monday, May 11th, 1987
26: Come Fly with Me
When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.
Season 2
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Monday, September 21st, 1987
0: ALF Loves a Mystery
ALF and Benji Gregory explore a shabby mansion hoping to find hidden treasure. During their search, they manage to preview the NBC's Saturday morning schedule of 1987.
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Monday, September 21st, 1987
1: Working My Way Back to You
ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.
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Monday, September 28th, 1987
2: Somewhere Over the Rerun (aka The Ballad of Gilligan's Island)
ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.
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Monday, October 5th, 1987
3: Take a Look at Me Now
Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.
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Monday, October 12th, 1987
4: Wedding Bell Blues
ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born – a disgrace on the planet Melmac.
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Monday, October 19th, 1987
5: Prime Time
The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.
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Monday, October 26th, 1987
6: Some Enchanted Evening
ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.
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Monday, November 2nd, 1987
7: Oh, Pretty Woman
ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.
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Monday, November 9th, 1987
8: Something's Wrong with Me
ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party.
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Monday, November 16th, 1987
9: Night Train
Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.
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Monday, November 23rd, 1987
10: Isn't It Romantic?
ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.
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Monday, December 7th, 1987
11: Hail to the Chief
Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.
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Monday, December 14th, 1987
12: ALF's Special Christmas (1)
ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.
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Monday, December 14th, 1987
13: ALF's Special Christmas (2)
ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when he hears about Tiffany's condition.
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Monday, January 4th, 1988
14: The Boy Next Door
ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.
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Monday, January 11th, 1988
15: Can I Get a Witness?
ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.
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Monday, January 25th, 1988
16: We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert
ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.
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Monday, February 8th, 1988
17: Someone to Watch Over Me (1)
ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.
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Monday, February 15th, 1988
18: Someone to Watch Over Me (2)
It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.
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Monday, February 22nd, 1988
19: We Gotta Get Out of This Place
ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.
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Monday, February 29th, 1988
20: You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog
ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.
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Monday, March 7th, 1988
21: Hit Me with Your Best Shot
Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.
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Monday, March 14th, 1988
22: Movin' Out
Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.
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Monday, March 21st, 1988
23: I'm Your Puppet
ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.
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Monday, March 28th, 1988
24: Tequila
Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.
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Monday, May 2nd, 1988
25: We Are Family
ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.
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Monday, May 9th, 1988
26: Varsity Drag
ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.
Season 3
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Monday, October 3rd, 1988
1: Stop in the Name of Love
ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.
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Monday, October 10th, 1988
2: Stairway to Heaven
In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.
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Monday, October 17th, 1988
3: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.
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Monday, October 24th, 1988
4: Tonight, Tonight (1)
ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.
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Monday, October 24th, 1988
5: Tonight, Tonight (2)
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Monday, October 31st, 1988
6: Promises, Promises
Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.
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Monday, November 14th, 1988
7: Turkey in the Straw (1)
The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.
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Tuesday, November 15th, 1988
8: Turkey in the Straw (2)
ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.
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Monday, November 21st, 1988
9: Changes
Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.
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Monday, November 28th, 1988
10: My Back Pages
Seeing Willie and Kate reminiscing over their old stuff in the attic and show the family film footage of them attending the Woodstock festival, ALF asks Willie about the 1960s, causing Willie to ponder if he abandoned the ideals he held during those years.
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Monday, December 5th, 1988
11: Alone Again, Naturally
ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.
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Monday, December 12th, 1988
12: Do You Believe in Magic?
ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.
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Monday, January 9th, 1989
13: Hide Away
ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest.
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Monday, January 16th, 1989
14: Fight Back
ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.
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Monday, January 23rd, 1989
15: Suspicious Minds
ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.
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Monday, February 6th, 1989
16: Baby Love
ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.
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Monday, February 13th, 1989
17: Running Scared
An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".
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Monday, February 20th, 1989
18: Standing in the Shadows of Love
ALF ghostwrites Jake's love letters.
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Monday, February 27th, 1989
19: Superstition
ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition.
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Monday, March 6th, 1989
20: Torn Between Two Lovers
Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.
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Monday, March 20th, 1989
21: Funeral for a Friend
Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.
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Monday, March 27th, 1989
22: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.
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Monday, April 10th, 1989
23: Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby?
ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrive for a visit and steal a broach from Kate.
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Monday, April 17th, 1989
24: Like an Old Time Movie
ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.
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Monday, May 1st, 1989
25: Shake, Rattle and Roll
ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.
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Monday, May 8th, 1989
26: Having My Baby
ALF prepares for the baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show."
Season 4
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Monday, September 18th, 1989
1: Baby, Come Back
ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric, but almost blows it when the child disappears.
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Monday, September 25th, 1989
2: Lies
Tabloid photographers accidentally photograph ALF, so the Tanners have to get the film back.
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Monday, October 2nd, 1989
3: Wanted: Dead or Alive
ALF shields Willie when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show, but Trevor turns him in.
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Monday, October 9th, 1989
4: We're in the Money
Using Willie's home computer, ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals.
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Monday, October 16th, 1989
5: Mind Games
After a visit from a psychologist, ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis.
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Monday, October 16th, 1989
25: Mind Games
After a visit from a psychologist, ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis.
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Monday, October 23rd, 1989
6: Hooked on a Feeling
Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.
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Monday, October 30th, 1989
7: He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother
ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's visiting brother Neal.
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Monday, November 6th, 1989
8: The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother extends his visit.
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Monday, November 13th, 1989
9: Live and Let Die
ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens.
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Monday, November 20th, 1989
10: Break Up to Make Up
Whizzer comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy at the Tanners.
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Monday, November 27th, 1989
11: Happy Together
ALF, on the outs with the Tanners, is offered a place to stay by Neal.
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Monday, December 4th, 1989
12: Fever
The Tanners pamper ALF after he catches his first Earth cold.
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Monday, December 11th, 1989
13: It's My Party
ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.
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Monday, January 8th, 1990
14: Make 'em Laugh
ALF dreams he's a famous stand-up comic.
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Monday, January 15th, 1990
15: Love on the Rocks
Neal and his ex-wife Margaret reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest.
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Monday, January 22nd, 1990
16: True Colors
ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food.
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Monday, January 29th, 1990
17: Gimme That Old Time Religion
As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.
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Monday, February 5th, 1990
18: Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien.
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Monday, February 12th, 1990
19: When I'm Sixty-Four
ALF encounters youth-seeking senior citizens when he's discovered sneaking into a retirement home.
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Monday, February 19th, 1990
20: Mr. Sandman
ALF and Willie scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map.
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Monday, February 26th, 1990
21: Stayin' Alive
A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company.
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Saturday, March 3rd, 1990
22: Hungry Like a Wolf
ALF takes to the park in search of food after his diet fails.
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Saturday, March 10th, 1990
23: I Gotta Be Me
ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn moving in with her boyfriend.
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Saturday, March 24th, 1990
24: Consider Me Gone
It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.