Family Affair (2002)

Season 1

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15: Space Invaders

Sissy and the twins fail to hit it off with Uncle Bill's girlfriend's rowdy children.

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16: Uncanny Nanny

Uncle Bill and Mr. French hire a nanny (Meagen Fay) to restore order to their lives.

_{Thursday, September 12th, 2002}
1: Pilot (1)

Bill Davis (Gary Cole) and his proper English butler, Mr. French, enjoy a carefree life in a posh Manhattan bachelor pad until Bill becomes the reluctant guardian of his brother's orphaned children. In the hourlong opener, 6-year-old twins Buffy and Jody arrive at the apartment---and waste no time getting into trouble. To the dismay of shell-shocked Uncle Bill and French, teenager Sissy (Caitlin Wachs) soon follows.

_{Thursday, September 19th, 2002}
3: French Lessons

Since Buffy and Jody don't quite fit in at their private school, Uncle Bill decides they should be home-schooled by Mr. French.

_{Thursday, September 26th, 2002}
4: Mrs. Beasley Disappears

When French accidentally destroys Buffy's favorite doll, he scrambles to find a replacement before she finds out.

_{Thursday, October 3rd, 2002}
5: Skivvies

Mr. French is aghast when he finds out Sissy will be attending an underwear-only party.

_{Thursday, October 10th, 2002}
6: Ballroom Blitz

Mr. French teaches social graces to stubborn Sissy.

_{Thursday, October 17th, 2002}
7: No Small Parts

Sissy suspects her uncle pulled strings to get her the lead role in the school play.

_{Thursday, October 31st, 2002}
8: Nightmare on 71st Street

Uncle Bill and Mr. French plan a Halloween expedition for Buffy and Jody.

_{Thursday, November 7th, 2002}
9: The Room Parent

Mr. French is asked to be the room parent in Buffy and Jody's class.

_{Thursday, November 14th, 2002}
10: I Know What You Did Last Sunday

Sissy follows Mr. French on his day off and observes him rendezvousing with a mysterious woman.

_{Thursday, December 5th, 2002}
11: Holiday Fever

Uncle Bill asks his friend (Johnny Whitaker) to play Santa Claus for bedridden twins; Mr. French meets a chatty traveler (Kathy Garver) while waiting for his flight to England.

_{Thursday, February 27th, 2003}
12: Sissy's Big Fat Moroccan First Date

Uncle Bill forbids Sissy to go on a date with one of her classmates (Aaron Carter), but she devises a plan to get what she wants.

_{Thursday, March 6th, 2003}
13: Miss Turnstiles

Sissy and her friends jump the turnstile at the subway station; Mr. French helps the twins prepare for a school pageant.

_{Thursday, March 13th, 2003}
14: Crushed

Mr. French discovers a secret about the boy Sissy has a crush on; the twins indulge in an online shopping spree.