The Neighbors
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Season 1
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Wednesday, September 26th, 2012
1: Pilot
When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.
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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012
2: Journey to the Center of the Mall
The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.
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Wednesday, October 10th, 2012
3: Things Just Got Real
Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.
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Wednesday, October 17th, 2012
4: Bathroom Etiquette
Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2012
5: Halloween-ween
The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.
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Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
6: Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
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Wednesday, November 7th, 2012
7: 50 Shades of Green
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
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Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
8: Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
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Wednesday, December 5th, 2012
9: Merry Crap-Mas
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2012
10: Juan of the Dead
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.
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Wednesday, January 9th, 2013
11: The Gingerbread Man
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2013
12: Cold War
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013
13: Dream Weavers
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
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Wednesday, January 30th, 2013
14: The Back Nine
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
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Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
15: Space Invaders
The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.
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Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
16: Mother Clubbers
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
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Wednesday, February 20th, 2013
17: Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
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Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
18: Camping
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
19: I Believe I Can Drive
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional.
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Wednesday, March 13th, 2013
20: Sing Like a Larry Bird
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
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Wednesday, March 20th, 2013
21: Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
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Wednesday, March 27th, 2013
22: It Has Begun...
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.
Season 2
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Friday, September 20th, 2013
1: Family Conference
Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.
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Friday, September 27th, 2013
2: September Fools
After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that he isn't interested in his Zabvronian soulmate.
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Friday, October 4th, 2013
3: The Neighbours
When the Joyner-Kersee family was cut off financially, Jackie secretly got a job at a Mexican restaurant; Jackie invites her boss over in hope of getting a promotion, but things don't go as planned.
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Friday, October 11th, 2013
4: The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape.
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Friday, October 18th, 2013
5: Challoweenukah
Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume contest.
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Friday, November 1st, 2013
6: Any Friggin' Sunday
Debbie focuses on Amber and Reggie's relationship as football season consumes the rest of the household; Larry tries to replace golf with football.
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Friday, November 8th, 2013
7: We Jumped the Shark (Tank)
When Debbie creates a unique purse, Jackie gets them booked on "Shark Tank"; Amber choreographs Abby's dance for a big recital.
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Friday, November 15th, 2013
8: Good Debbie Hunting
Debbie wants to enroll in business school but first must pass a qualifying exam; Reggie and Amber's relationship is tested.
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Friday, November 22nd, 2013
9: Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait
Marty's father visits unexpectedly with stunning news, dashing Debbie and Marty's hopes for an uneventful Thanksgiving; Jackie's parents learn about human relationships.
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Friday, December 6th, 2013
10: Supreme Like Me
A rift is caused when Jackie's parents help Debbie and Marty with a burst water pipe; Larry increases his efforts to find a job.
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Friday, December 13th, 2013
11: A Christmas Story
When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each other the perfect present.
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Friday, January 10th, 2014
12: Fear and Loving in New Jersey
Debbie and Marty give the Bird-Kersees self-defense lessons; Larry wants to build panic room; Jane interrupts Amber and Reggie's date night.
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Friday, January 17th, 2014
13: High School Reunion
Marty and Debbie prepare for their high school reunion, where Debbie will face her arch nemesis and Marty and his high school band perform.
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Friday, January 24th, 2014
14: Man, Actually
Debbie faces a flirtatious professor at school; Amber mourns her relationship with Reggie; Larry and Reggie's Zabvronian cycles leave them emotional wrecks.
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Friday, January 31st, 2014
15: You've Lost That Larry Feeling
Debbie's maternal instincts take over when she hosts her college study group; for the first time, Larry experiences jealousy; Reggie and Amber make a decision.
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Friday, February 28th, 2014
16: Oscar Party
The Weavers decide to host an Oscar party and invite old friends they've lost touch with; the Bird-Kersees hear about the party and decide to help make it a lavish, over-the-top event.
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Friday, March 7th, 2014
17: Balle Balle!
A co-worker invites Larry to a traditional Indian wedding; Larry and Jackie get carried away with wedding gift ideas.
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Friday, March 14th, 2014
18: A Night in (Lou Ferrigno’s Hibachi) Heaven
Marty plans a date night that isn't what Debbie envisioned; Dick falls for the new baby sitter (Rachel Dratch).
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Friday, March 21st, 2014
19: Uncle Benjamin
Debbie's estranged mother (Rhea Perlman) invites the Weavers to her timeshare in San Diego so they can meet her newly adopted 10-year-old son; Marty tries to help Abby overcome her fear of the ocean.
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Friday, March 28th, 2014
20: Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Marty and Debbie's bowling partners want her off the team; Larry's father sends someone to take over the mission.
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Friday, April 4th, 2014
21: All That Jazzy Jeff
Larry's brother DJ Jazzy Jeff visits in the hopes of bringing everyone home to Zabvron; Amber admits to having a boyfriend.
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Friday, April 11th, 2014
22: There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.