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Season 1
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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
2: To the Moon
When Mr. Blik enters a barbeque rib cook-off it’s off to the moon for the three brothers. Gordon recounts a story of a man making the most delicious ribs using rocks from the moon. Since Mr. Blik is a terrible cook and needs all of the help he can get, he turns Gear into a rocket to chauffer the three cats to the moon. In the end, Blik wins, for the WORST RIBS EVER. Blik is actually happy.
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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
3: Unicorn Club
Gordon, the king of bad lies, tells Human Kimberly that he will take her to see a unicorn in an attempt to impress her. Kimberly is excited to see the fantasy beast but since unicorns don't really exist, Gordon tries to convince Mr. Blik and Waffle to dress up in a unicorn costume rather then admit to Human Kimberly that he lied.
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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
4: Go Gomez! Go!
Gentleman, start your engines! The cats challenge their obnoxious neighbors, the Chumpy Chumps, to a high stakes race with the winner taking the others' house and everything in it. Confident Mr. Blik is sure they will win with his driving skills, but disaster strikes when it turns out that only Waffle is tall enough to drive. Blik and Gordon must come up with a plan, and fast!
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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
1: Bringin' Down the Mouse
Poor gullible Waffle sets out on his first mouse hunt only to meet Squeakus, the most devious of rodents. While Waffle thinks he has met his new best friends, Squeakus preys on Waffle’s innocence and trusting nature and convinces him that Mr. Blik and Gordon are actually mice. In the end, Squeakus is defeated and Waffle finally gets to the Mouse Hunter's Ball.
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Friday, July 15th, 2005
5: Lovesick
While the brothers are watching a scary monster movie, they are interrupted by Human Kimberly at their door with a gift of broccoli. Gordon is fiercely allergic to the broccoli and he puffs up so bad that he looks just like the monster in the movie. Mr. Blik and Waffle think he is the monster from the movie and run for their lives. When they can no longer run they are faced with their only option.fight the beast!
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Friday, July 15th, 2005
6: King of All Root Beer
Let the games begin! Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle engage in an Olympic-competition in which they battle each other in a series of physical challenges in hopes of winning the title of Root Beer King. Mr. Blik, who cannot stand to loose, cheats Waffle out of the crown, but he is in for a surprise at the parade when he finds out that he isn't riding the float.he is the float!
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Friday, July 22nd, 2005
7: Tale of the Tail
Gordon is depressed after Human Kimberly's friends make fun of him for his tiny tail. Mr. Blik and Waffle are going fishing, and Mr. Blik wants Gordon to go so he'll carry the cooler. Reluctant to go, Gordon is convinced by Blik to go when he makes up a magical creature called the Kraken, who will grant you a wish if you defeat him in battle. Of course, Mr. Blik knows the Kraken is not real. But is he?
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Friday, July 22nd, 2005
8: Mr. Pickles
Mr. Blik has been bossing around Gordon and Waffle forever. But when he falls into Gordon's pickled cabbage baths, he turns green, and nobody takes him seriously anymore! Saddened, Mr. Blik, now Mr. Pickles, sets off to become a hobo. With nobody to boss them around, Gordon and Waffle can do anything they want. But when they destroy the house, they realize they need Blik.
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Friday, July 29th, 2005
9: Off the Leash
Waffle is seeking an identity, and since Karate Cat, Fireman Cat, and Massage Therapy Cat aren't working out, Gordon gives him a personality test that indicates Waffle is actually a dog! After his brothers grow annoyed with his slobbery canine behavior, Waffle runs away and takes up with Bark Meat, a fierce neighborhood dog. Pretty soon, Waffle and Barkmeat are captured and sent to the pound, and Blik and Gordon must rally to rescue their brother.
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Friday, July 29th, 2005
10: Slumber Party
When the cats run out of root beer-their favorite beverage, they are shocked to find that the store is sold out of it as well. Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle discover that Human Kimberly has a huge stash of root beer on hand for her very first slumber party, so the brothers decide to dress up as girls and crash the festivities, much to Kimberly's horror.
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Friday, September 23rd, 2005
11: The Ghost of Mrs. Cramdilly
The cats are driving Hovis crazy with all their obnoxious behavior, and he tells them that their benefactor, Mrs. Cramdilly, would be ashamed of them all. Gordon, Waffle, and Blik go to gaze on Cramdilly's portrait, which suddenly comes alive! Mrs. Cramdilly's ghost says she's changed her mind about her will and declares that everything now belongs to Hovis! Fearful that the ghost will eat their brains-or worse-the cats relent and switch roles with Hovis.
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Friday, September 23rd, 2005
12: A Line in the Litter Box
At each other's throats, Mr. Blik, Waffle, and Gordon decide the only way for them all to be happy is to divide their mansion in three. Thus, Blikland, Gordontown, and Waffle World are born. Unfortunately, Gordon's got the kitchen, Blik's got the yard, and Waffle's got the bathroom. Does this mean cooperation? No, it means WAR!
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Friday, September 30th, 2005
13: Love Cats
Mr. Blik insults Gordon and Human Kimberly gets mad. After Human Kimberly insults Mr. Blik, he falls in love with her. Gordon and Mr. Blik compete for Human Kimberly's love.
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Friday, September 30th, 2005
14: Zombie Party a Go-Go!
Mr. Blik is having a party and he has assigned everybody a job, everybody except Waffle due to last year's laser incident. Gordon suggests that Waffle could make a dip. But when Waffle grabs the wrong book and makes the dip, the dip turns everybody in the nearby graveyard into Zombies!
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Friday, October 14th, 2005
15: Gordon's Lucky Claw
Blik and Gordon are both trying to win a trip to China, only Gordon has a secret weapon a lucky claw! Mr. Blik claims that he doesn't believe in the lucky claw, but after several incidents of good fortune befall Gordon, Blik becomes incredibly jealous and decides he must have the claw. What Blik doesn't realize is that cutting off the claw brings horrible bad luck. Before they know it, satellites and meteors filled with space worms are bombarding the cats' house.
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Friday, October 14th, 2005
16: Big-Eyed Bunny
Kimberly's new bunny, Sacheecko, is the cutest, biggest-eyed, most adorable-est creature ever! Filled with jealousy of Kimberly's new friend, Gordon decides to confront the rabbit. While Gordon is struggling with how to deal with his rival, Sacheecko hops towards the cats' house just as Blik is backing down the driveway in the car! THUMP! Sacheecko! Gordon and Blik are convinced that they have killed Kimberly's beloved pet-although the audience knows Blik simply ran over a chamois. Afraid to tell Kimberly the horrible truth, Gordon and Blik must find a Sacheecko stand-in before she discovers her bunny's empty cage.
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Friday, October 28th, 2005
17: Scaredy Cat
It's Halloween! Superstitious Gordon's most dreaded day of the year! After locking himself in his room to ward off evil, Gordon grudgingly allows Blik to decorate the house. Unfortunately, when Blik turns the mansion into a giant spaceship, real aliens mistake the house for their long-lost mother ship and arrive to reclaim it! The three brothers must band together to defend their house, a mission made more difficult by the fact that the aliens have launched it into outer-space with everyone inside it!
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Friday, October 28th, 2005
18: Requiem For a Cat
Blik's got only twenty-four hours left to live! At least that's what he thinks the doctor told him. Fearing that his brothers will only remember him as he is a selfish, mean jerk he spends his remaining time lavishing them with love. But Gordon and Waffle are suspicious. Why's Blik being so nice? What's he up to? Concluding that Blik must be plotting to take them out, Gordon and Waffle do everything in their power to escape from their brother's clutches.
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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
20: King of Clubs
Blik can’t wait to join a lavish country club! They’ve got everything you could want: a spa, a golf course, and Blik’s personal favorite, exclusivity! He just needs to impress the club members, and he’ll be all set! But when Blik is rejected and his brothers are accepted, Blik loses it! Meanwhile, Gordon and Waffle are having the time of their lives, partaking in all the luxuries that the club has to offer. It’s only when they see how the other members treat Blik that they rethink the importance of being “exclusive.”
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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
19: Hi Ho Kraken
Someone’s been hiding out in the cats’ own house, right under their noses! Someone big, slimy, and tentacle-y! Yup! It’s the Kraken – the giant sea creature Gordon defeated in battle not long ago! Is he here for revenge? Nope. He’s been exiled from his home planet for getting beaten by a cat! He’s lost his family’s respect and he has no place to go. With the cats’ help, the Kraken returns to his homeworld to regain his honor!
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Friday, February 17th, 2006
21: Lifesavers
While on a tropical island vacation, Blik accidentally saves Gordon’s life. Island tradition dictates that Gordon must now serve Blik for life. Sounds great! However, Gordon’s good intentions only end up hurting Blik in the most physically painful of ways. Blik decides it’s time to put a stop to this. How? By forcing Gordon to save Blik’s life! That’ll even the score and get Gordon off his back. But when the plan goes awry, both brothers are put in extreme danger! And it’s Waffle to the rescue!
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Friday, February 17th, 2006
22: Mecha-Kitties
With Hovis gone, the cats must fend for themselves… Yeah, right! They each create gigantic robots in their own images in order to serve them and keep the house tidy. Things are going great until an accident grants the robots with intelligence, and they discover that they’re being used! They kick the cats out of the house and take over. There’s only one thing for the cats to do… work as a team -- by building a bigger, badder robot to teach those hunks of metal who’s really boss!
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Friday, March 3rd, 2006
23: My Bodyguards
On his way home from the salon, Blik is bullied by a nasty alley-cat who says that Blik is giving regular cats a bad name! Blik becomes paranoid that the alley-cat is after him, so he hires the Chumpy Chump Brothers as protection! Sure, they’re big, mean and ugly, but they also don’t take orders too well. In fact, Blik’s “bodyguards” cause more chaos and damage than any alley-cat could! And they won’t leave, prompting Blik to muster up the courage to actually fight his own battle for a change!
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Friday, March 3rd, 2006
24: Charge!
While showing off at the park, Blik zooms down a giant slide, and becomes charged up with static electricity! Big time! Now, all sorts of metal objects are flying at him: the fridge, a license plate collection, knives, a bus. And when he discovers that his charge is about to cause a major international disaster, Blik realizes he must rid himself of his electrical powers. Fortunately, Waffle suggests an idea that’s so crazy, it just might work.
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Friday, March 24th, 2006
26: Evil!
When Waffle starts shedding, he becomes convinced it’s because HE’S EVIL! (Thanks to Blik’s careless suggestion.) Waffle sets up his own evil hideout with plans to take over the world! He’s even got a ticking time-bomb to help along with the destruction! But can his brothers convince him that it’s all been just a simple misunderstanding, before the bomb goes off?
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Friday, March 24th, 2006
25: A Woolly Adventure
The cats' air-conditioning conks out during a massive heat-wave! So they haul in an iceberg to cool them off. But when the iceberg melts, a woolly mammoth springs forth! And he thinks Blik’s his mommy! Blik refuses to take the job, but the mammoth won’t leave him alone! But when the townspeople want to dispose of the mammoth, Blik’s heart opens up to the creature. Is it too late to save his new friend?
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Friday, April 7th, 2006
27: Clan Destiny
After Blik is annoyed by Gordon's singing, The three cats head to Scotland. After failing a test to see if Gordon is a member of the highland Quid clan, Gordon runs away, trying to find his real life. But after Waffle Blik, and the Highland Quid Clan are in danger from a Banshee, Its up to Gordon to save the day.
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Friday, April 7th, 2006
28: Mall-Adjusted
Waffle bankrupts the cats, after purchasing his favorite new toy, which is all of the bubble wrap in the world. The cats are kicked out of the mansion while Hovis and the newts are repossessed and the newts were sold and the cats had to throw things away as they left the mansion. With no money, the cats are forced to work at the mall. Every time they go to work at many of the stores in the mall, they always get fired. When they finally find another job that involves making their own root beer, the brothers take their energy into making this. A string of gigs leads to a series of destruction, chaos, and, of course, firings.
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Friday, May 5th, 2006
29: Two of A Kind
As their families prepare for battle, Waffle befriends the Chumpy Chump brother known as Lunk. The two have a blast together! But when their kin find out, Waffle and Lunk’s friendship is banned! The two buddies decide they must run away, but when a disaster strikes their beloved brothers, only these two like-minded pals can save the day! Or can they?
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Friday, May 5th, 2006
30: Core-uption
Kimberly’s teacher fails her on her project: a model of the earth’s core, made of glitter, cotton candy, rainbows, and other pretty stuff. Seeing Kimberly upset, Gordon travels to the center of the earth, and tosses her project into the core! And the earth transforms! Clouds turn into cotton candy, unicorns roam freely, and it rains glitter! But as the cats soon learn, too much of a good thing can be really, really awful.
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Friday, June 2nd, 2006
31: Katilda
Katilda’s the new cat in town, and, though Blik won’t admit it, she’s fascinating! With her charismatic leadership skills, Katilda soon has the cats following her into the woods to fight a terrifying monster. But when it appears that Katilda’s imagination may be a bit too active, will any of the cats be left to fight by her side?
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Friday, June 2nd, 2006
32: The Secret Door
Blik and Gordon can’t figure out why Waffle keeps disappearing, until they find out that Waffle has discovered a secret world hidden inside the mansion! A world where he’s become king! Unfortunately, Waffle finds out that being king has its price when the Dark Rider forces Waffle into battle. Now, it’s King Waffle’s duty to defeat this evil menace and save his subjects!
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Friday, September 22nd, 2006
33: Major Pepperidge
While preparing for his own “Blik parade,” Blik suddenly grows a second head! And the new head is not like Blik at all. He’s nice! Blik loathes him, but everyone else loves the new head and his sage advice. If Blik doesn’t want to be upstaged at his parade, he’ll have to rid himself of the pest growing out of his neck. The pest known as… Major Pepperidge! Bubbity-boo!
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Friday, September 22nd, 2006
34: Magic Staff
After finding a staff that transforms the bearer into a hulking superman, the cats get selfish. They each want the powers of a hero, even if they don’t want to act like one. And when the guardian of the staff shows up to reclaim it, the cats must battle him to prove their worth! But do the cats really deserve such power?
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Friday, September 29th, 2006
35: Free Hovis
Through Waffle’s own ignorance, Hovis is accidentally transformed into a giant, talking fish and washed out to sea. Soon enough, a traveling aquarium captures the poor butler and puts him on display! Blik, Waffle and Gordon must track down the fishy side show and free their flippered butler.
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Friday, September 29th, 2006
36: Three Against Nature
Getting lost in the woods, an argument sends the cats down three different paths… alone! Luckily for Waffle, he becomes part of a fun hillbilly family! But when they capture Blik for dinner, the cats will have to put their differences aside and work together to escape!
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Friday, October 13th, 2006
37: Blikmail
After Katilda teases Blik about his doll, he tries to get it back, but his brothers think it's a Scottish mind-controlling figure.
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Friday, October 13th, 2006
38: Love Jackal
The cats forgot about Hovis' birthday again, they found out he was part of a band called Love Jackal. Soon Hovis regroups the band together and he would not need the cats any longer.
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Saturday, February 10th, 2007
39: Spindango Fundulation
Mr. Blik does not like to lose... ever! That is why in his new video game, "Spindango Fundulation" which at this point he is terrible at, Mr. Blik decides to rig the game to win! But, little does Blik know that he and his brothers will soon be whisked away to an alien slug planet, where the slugs believe that Mr. Blik has the ability to save them from an evil warship! Can Mr. Blik save the alien world and destroy "The Dango" Warship once and for all?
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Saturday, February 10th, 2007
40: Duck and Cover
Because of a bad first start, Gordon is afraid of a duck, so Mr. Blik and Waffle set up a wrestling match for him.
Season 2
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Friday, April 7th, 2006
1: Mall Adjusted
Waffle bankrupts the cats after purchasing his favorite new toy: all the bubble-wrap in the world! The cats are kicked out of the mansion and Hovis and the newts are repossessed! With no money, the cats are forced to endure degradation in its worst of forms; working at the mall! A string of gigs leads to a series of destruction, chaos, and of course, firings. Just how will the cats get out of debt when they've got no skills? Maybe it's time for them to learn the true meaning of a hard day's work.
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Friday, April 7th, 2006
2: Clan Destiny
After Blik is annoyed by Gordon's singing, The three cats head to Scotland. After failing a test to see if Gordon is a member of the highland Quid clan, Gordon runs away, trying to find his real life. But after Waffle Blik, and the Highland Quid Clan are in danger from a Banshee, Its up to Gordon to save the day.
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Friday, May 5th, 2006
3: Core-Upiton
Kimberly's teacher fails her on her project: a model of the earth's core, made of glitter, cotton candy, rainbows, and other pretty stuff. Seeing Kimberly upset, Gordon travels to the center of the earth, and tosses her project into the core! And the earth transforms! Clouds turn into cotton candy, unicorns roam freely, and it rains glitter! But as the cats soon learn, too much of a good thing can be really, really awful.
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Friday, May 5th, 2006
4: Two of a Kind
As their families prepare for battle, Waffle befriends the Chumpy Chump brother known as Lunk. The two have a blast together! But when their kin find out, Waffle and Lunk's friendship is banned! The two buddies decide they must run away, but when a disaster strikes their beloved brothers, only these two like-minded pals can save the day! Or can they?
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Friday, June 2nd, 2006
5: Katilda
Katilda's the new cat in town, and, though Blik won't admit it, she's fascinating! With her charismatic leadership skills, Katilda soon has the cats following her into the woods to fight a terrifying monster. But when it appears that Katilda's imagination may be a bit too active, will any of the cats be left to fight by her side?
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Friday, June 2nd, 2006
6: The Secret Door
Blik and Gordon can't figure out why Waffle keeps disappearing, until they find out that Waffle has discovered a secret world hidden inside the mansion! A world where he's become king! Unfortunately, Waffle finds out that being king has its price when the Dark Rider forces Waffle into battle. Now, it's King Waffle's duty to defeat this evil menace and save his subjects!
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Friday, September 22nd, 2006
7: Major Pepperidge
While preparing for his own ?Blik parade,? Blik suddenly grows a second head! And the new head is not like Blik at all. He's nice! Blik loathes him, but everyone else loves the new head and his sage advice. If Blik doesn't want to be upstaged at his parade, he?ll have to rid himself of the pest growing out of his neck. The pest known as? Major Pepperidge! Bubbity-boo!
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Friday, September 22nd, 2006
8: Magic Staff
After finding a staff that transforms the bearer into a hulking superman, the cats get selfish. They each want the powers of a hero, even if they don't want to act like one. And when the guardian of the staff shows up to reclaim it, the cats must battle him to prove their worth! But do the cats really deserve such power?
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Friday, September 29th, 2006
9: Free Hovis
Through Waffle's own ignorance, Hovis is accidentally transformed into a giant, talking fish and washed out to sea. Soon enough, a traveling aquarium captures the poor butler and puts him on display! Blik, Waffle and Gordon must track down the fishy side show and free their flippered butler.
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Friday, September 29th, 2006
10: Three Against Nature
Getting lost in the woods, an argument sends the cats down three different paths? alone! Luckily for Waffle, he becomes part of a fun hillbilly family! But when they capture Blik for dinner, the cats will have to put their differences aside and work together to escape!
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Friday, October 13th, 2006
11: Blikmail
Blik is blackmailed when Katilda finds out his secret.
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Friday, October 13th, 2006
12: Love Jackal
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Saturday, February 10th, 2007
13: Spindango Fundulation
Mr. Blik does not like to lose... ever! That is why in his new video game, "Spindango Fundulation" which at this point he is terrible at, Mr. Blik decides to rig the game to win! But, little does Blik know that he and his brothers will soon be whisked away to an alien slug planet, where the slugs believe that Mr. Blik has the ability to save them from an evil warship! Can Mr. Blik save the alien world and destroy "The Dango" Warship once and for all?